"The Eternal Smoke Detector Symphony Collection" - Pins for Professional Procrastinators

Life's greatest mystery: how long can you ignore that 3 AM chirp? Celebrate your dedication to procrastination with our exclusive smoke detector pin collection! Each pin in this set perfectly captures the stages of The Great Battery Saga that's taken over the internet. From the mockingly full battery to the desperately empty one, and featuring the infamous "beep" and "chirp" that haunt your dreams - this collection is for everyone who's ever said "I'll change it tomorrow" for three weeks straight.

Set includes:

• 1 Smoke Detector Pin (The Conductor)
• 1 Full Battery Pin (The False Hope)
• 1 Empty Battery Pin (The Truth)
• 1 "BEEP" Pin (The Warning)
• 1 "CHIRP" Pin (The 3 AM Special)

Perfect for:

• Serial procrastinators
• Night owl survivors
• Anyone who's ever used a broom to poke at their ceiling
• People who collect concerning amounts of 9V batteries but never actually use them

Wear them as a badge of honor (or shame - we don't judge). Finally, a way to proudly display your commitment to "getting to it eventually."

Note: No actual smoke detectors were neglected in the making of these pins. (Okay, maybe one.)